Trumpy the Conman

(tune: Frosty the Snowman)

Trumpy the conman
Was a dark and hateful soul
With a twisted lie and spit in your eye
And his heart made out of coal.

Trumpy the conman
Made his partners pay to play
And were they surprised when
Before their eyes
From their deals he walked away.

There must have been some power
In those mean tricks that he played
For reality warped in his head
As his own truths he made.

Trumpy the conman
Was bigly great so he thought
And his cronies bowed
And his foes were cowed
As all honesty he fought.

Trumpy the conman
Thought politics might pay well
So he said let’s run
But somehow he won
And started our descent to Hell

So down went all standards
He callously swept away
Rampaging here and there, everywhere,
Saying what can I wreck today?

He led us down just like a clown
To the very lowest places
And he never paused a moment when
He threw mud in our faces.

Trumpy the conman
Lost his reelection bid
But he won’t say goodbye
Saying I’ve lies to try
And don’t care what voters did.

Trumpy, trump, trump,
Trumpy, trump, trump,
Listen to Trumpy lie,
Trumpy, trump, trump
Trumpy, trump, trump,
I won’t miss that guy!