Ding Dong! The Trump Has Lost

Americans (at 51% of them):
   Ding Dong! The Trump has lost.
   Which old Trump? All the Trumps!
   Ding Dong! The MAGA Trump has lost.
   Wake up – clear your head, rub your eyes, he has lost.
   Wake up, the Mean Old Trump’s been tossed.
   He's gone, must leave the show, Off to Mar-a-lago.
   Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
   Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
   Let them know -- The Mean Old Trump has lost!
Pelosi (to Biden):
   As Speaker of the House, In the Country of the Land of US,
   I welcome you most regally.
Guiliani:
   But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Pelosi:
   To see?
Guiliani:
   If he
Pelosi:
   If he?
Guiliani:
   Has morally, ethically
Ellis:
   Spiritually, physically
Powell:
   Positively, absolutely
Americans:
   Undeniably and reliably Lost.
SCOTUS:
   As Supreme Arbitrator we must aver, we thoroughly
       examined this.
   And he has not only merely lost, he has really most
       sincerely lost.
Pelosi:
   Then this is a day of Independence
   For all the Americans (at least democrats)
Biden:
   If any.
Pelosi:
   Yes, let the joyous news be known
   The Nasty Old Trump at last is gone!