It's My Party
(Trump Victory Song)
It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you
Nobody knows where Mitch and Mitt have gone
But Susan left the same time.
Was Nancy holding their hands
When they are supposed to be mine?
It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you
They played all the clips about my Big Lie,
Showed the patriots going wild.
But my friends sided with me,
So now I am not exiled
It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you
Kamala and Joe just walked through the door
Like a queen and her puppet king
Oh, what an election surprise
She’s wearing my royal ring.
It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too or I’m coming for you
Dems’ Turn to Cry
(Trump Triumphant Trumpetting)
‘Cause now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.
Aww, when Congress impeached with some from my party
And denied my rights as king,
I shut down and almost couldn’t lie;
Now that was a foolish thing.
‘Cause now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.
Well, it hurt me so to see them jumping ship
I felt like making a scene.
All of my lies fell on deaf ears
‘Cause those RINOs were so mean.
But now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.
Oh, when I saw them kissing up to the Dems
Said I can ride in other boats.
The Grand Old Poobahs thought better
‘Cause they know I have the votes.
So now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.
Now I Own You
(Trump Unfettered)
Now I own you
I will not ever just go away.
Now I own you
Don’t you ever again go astray.
And don’t tell me what to do
Don’t say what I can’t say
Now I am the one telling you
Don’t try to rein me in ‘cause
Now I own you
I will not ever just go away.
Now I own you
Don’t you ever again go astray.
I will tell you what to say
I will tell you what to do
Stay in line is all I ask
If you know what’s good for you.
I’m strong and I am never wrong
I’m free and you can’t touch me
I live my life the way I want
To lie and cheat with liberty.
I will tell you what to say
I will tell you what to do
Stay in line is all I ask
‘Cause you know now I own you.
Trumpy the Conman
(tune: Frosty the Snowman)
Trumpy the conman
Was a dark and hateful soul
With a twisted lie and spit in your eye
And his heart made out of coal.
Trumpy the conman
Made his partners pay to play
And were they surprised when
Before their eyes
From their deals he walked away.
There must have been some power
In those mean tricks that he played
For reality warped in his head
As his own truths he made.
Trumpy the conman
Was bigly great so he thought
And his cronies bowed
And his foes were cowed
As all honesty he fought.
Trumpy the conman
Thought politics might pay well
So he said let’s run
But somehow he won
And started our descent to Hell
So down went all standards
He callously swept away
Rampaging here and there, everywhere,
Saying what can I wreck today?
He led us down just like a clown
To the very lowest places
And he never paused a moment when
He threw mud in our faces.
Trumpy the conman
Lost his reelection bid
But he won’t say goodbye
Saying I’ve lies to try
And don’t care what voters did.
Trumpy, trump, trump,
Trumpy, trump, trump,
Listen to Trumpy lie,
Trumpy, trump, trump
Trumpy, trump, trump,
I won’t miss that guy!
Ding Dong! The Trump Has Lost
Americans (at 51% of them):
Ding Dong! The Trump has lost.
Which old Trump? All the Trumps!
Ding Dong! The MAGA Trump has lost.
Wake up – clear your head, rub your eyes, he has lost.
Wake up, the Mean Old Trump’s been tossed.
He's gone, must leave the show, Off to Mar-a-lago.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know -- The Mean Old Trump has lost!
Pelosi (to Biden):
As Speaker of the House, In the Country of the Land of US,
I welcome you most regally.
Guiliani:
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Pelosi:
To see?
Guiliani:
If he
Pelosi:
If he?
Guiliani:
Has morally, ethically
Ellis:
Spiritually, physically
Powell:
Positively, absolutely
Americans:
Undeniably and reliably Lost.
SCOTUS:
As Supreme Arbitrator we must aver, we thoroughly
examined this.
And he has not only merely lost, he has really most
sincerely lost.
Pelosi:
Then this is a day of Independence
For all the Americans (at least democrats)
Biden:
If any.
Pelosi:
Yes, let the joyous news be known
The Nasty Old Trump at last is gone!
Trump Concession (?) Speech
(tune: Leaving on a Jet Plane)
All the votes are cast
And I won bigly.
I’m standing here in my victory
I do not have to hate to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breaking
It’s the next morn
They’re still counting,
Margins being shorn.
Already I am so angry
I could sue.
So, stand by and cover me
Tell me that you’ll fight for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go.
I ain’t leaving, you can’t make me,
Won’t go, I’ll be in charge, you’ll see.
Oh, no, I will not go.
There’s so many times you let me down
So many times you called me clown.
I tell you now, I don’t forget a thing.
Every place I go, I’ll get you back,
Every speech I make, you’ll get a smack,
Now I am back, you will kiss my ring.
So stop the count and bow down,
Tell me I will get the crown.
Hold me like you’ll never let me go.
I ain’t leaving, you can’t make me,
Won’t go, I’ll be in charge, you’ll see.
Oh, no, I will not go.
Votes are miscounted against me
All is stolen
You all miss me
Don’t close your eyes
As behind you, I crawl.
Dream of the years I gave us
When I alone could fix the muss
About the times when I ruled it all.
They did not stop, oh disaster,
Too little from the postmaster,
You didn’t hold me, you let me go.
I ain’t leaving, you can’t make me,
Won’t go, I’ll be in charge, you’ll see.
Oh, no, I will not go.
But they’re coming to drag me out
I go with kicking and a shout,
Oh, no, I will not go.
Vaccines Are The Prez' Best Bet
(tune: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend)
In Wuhan they may die for Mao –
They are very cunning, I say.
But here, so I have heard somewhere,
We prefer to go our own way.
A mask on your face
Is overtly cautionary,
But vaccines are the Prez’ best bet.
Masks are a disgrace
And look so ordinary.
They muss my fine hair
And dull the flare of ties I wear.
Sick grow cold
If they are old
And we all lose our lives in the end.
But reviewed or warp-speed
These shots are what I need.
Vaccines are the Prez’ best bet.
Pfizer
BioNTech
Moderna
‘Zeneca
Talk to me Misters Johnsons
Tell me all about it
There may come a time
When a Prez needs a lawyer,
Then pardons may be a good bet.
There may come a time
When enough angry voters
Think I’m not-so-hot,
But with the shot, then they will not.
I’m your guy
When stocks are high,
But pay no heed to growing debt.
When hardship arouses
And some lose their houses,
Vaccines are the Prez’ best bet.
I’ve heard of measures
That are safely science-based,
But a Prez needs to trust his guts
I can take pleasures
In those doctors I abased,
I know more so,
To end sorrow, give them chloro.
Time rolls on –
Many are gone
But all will vanish eventually.
But bad cold
Or bad flu
Vote for me or I will sue.
Vaccines are the Prez’ best bet.
Vaccines
Vaccines
I don’t mean lockdowns
‘Cause vaccines are the Prez’ best bet.
Deadly Farce
He would rather be wrong than uncertain
As he leads us through future’s dark curtain.
So he practices wanton imperfections
Loudly broadcasting his misperceptions.
Some say he is an obsessive liar,
Cannot speak truth even with pants on fire.
He allows no facts to cloud his vision,
He gets it wrong with pinpoint precision.
And yet some still cheer, “He has spit and spunk.
We do not care if he spews so much junk.”
They too see everything as so wrong –
They are so angry they will go along.
Perhaps it might be treated as a joke --
Roll with the laughs (and ire) his words provoke.
Do not drink bleach or pop unproven drugs –
Ignore the nonsense with dismissive shrugs.
But when his words make America grate
And when lives are lost and risks elevate –
It is hard to laugh at or ignore it –
What he breaks – will we ever restore it?
