Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Trump's Leslie Gore Revue

It's My Party
(Trump Victory Song)


It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you

Nobody knows where Mitch and Mitt have gone
But Susan left the same time.
Was Nancy holding their hands
When they are supposed to be mine?

It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you

They played all the clips about my Big Lie,
Showed the patriots going wild.
But my friends sided with me,
So now I am not exiled

It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too if I am to like you

Kamala and Joe just walked through the door
Like a queen and her puppet king
Oh, what an election surprise
She’s wearing my royal ring.

It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
Lie if I want to
You should lie too or I’m coming for you


Dems’ Turn to Cry
(Trump Triumphant Trumpetting)


‘Cause now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.

Aww, when Congress impeached with some from my party
And denied my rights as king,
I shut down and almost couldn’t lie;
Now that was a foolish thing.

‘Cause now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.

Well, it hurt me so to see them jumping ship
I felt like making a scene.
All of my lies fell on deaf ears
‘Cause those RINOs were so mean.

But now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.

Oh, when I saw them kissing up to the Dems
Said I can ride in other boats.
The Grand Old Poobahs thought better
‘Cause they know I have the votes.

So now it’s the Dems turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Dems’ turn to cry
The Party has come back to me.



Now I Own You
(Trump Unfettered)


Now I own you
I will not ever just go away.
Now I own you
Don’t you ever again go astray.

And don’t tell me what to do
Don’t say what I can’t say
Now I am the one telling you
Don’t try to rein me in ‘cause

Now I own you
I will not ever just go away.
Now I own you
Don’t you ever again go astray.

I will tell you what to say
I will tell you what to do
Stay in line is all I ask
If you know what’s good for you.

I’m strong and I am never wrong
I’m free and you can’t touch me
I live my life the way I want
To lie and cheat with liberty.

I will tell you what to say
I will tell you what to do
Stay in line is all I ask
‘Cause you know now I own you.

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