Corrections
Carols
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The
Prisoners’ Carol
To
Melody of : O, Christmas Tree
O,
D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
Your prison bars confine us.
O, D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
May
prison soon refine us.
You teach us what is right and wrong.
You
teach us how to get along.
O, D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
May prison soon
refine us.
O,
D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
You give our life such structure.
O, D.O.C., O,
D.O.C.,
You give our life such structure.
And when we return to
our homes
Better thoughts will now fill our domes.
O, D.O.C., O,
D.O.C.,
You give our life such structure.
O,
D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
Your prison bars confine us.
O, D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
May
prison soon refine us.
You teach us what is right and wrong.
You
teach us how to get along.
O, D.O.C., O, D.O.C.,
May prison soon
refine us.
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Go
Rest You Weary Officer
To
Melody of: God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen.
Go
rest you weary officer,
Leave your woes behind here.
Remember
the next shift
Will now put on their gear
To relieve you from
the stress
When inmates start to wear.
O time off for leisure
and home,
Leisure and home
O time off for leisure and home.
In
bed so snug, in your own home,
You can catch up on your sleep
And
dream in peaceful rest
‘Til your alarm does beep.
A few
hours of your own,
Remaining day does creep.
O time off for
leisure and home,
Leisure and home
O time off for leisure and
home.
Soon
enough you return again
To take your daily post
And guard all
those poor souls
In the imprisoned host.
How
you will guide them from the wrong
Where
your help is needed most.
‘Til time off for leisure and
home,
Leisure and home
‘Til time off for leisure and home.
“Fear
not,” says your supervisor,
“You are the one in charge.
The
inmates will work the rules,
But obey, by and large,
Remain
firm and be vigilant,
And your duty fairly discharge,
‘Til
time off for leisure and home,
Leisure and home
‘Til time
off for leisure and home.”
You
used your training every hour
To maintain the site’s calm.
You
faced conflict ‘fore it starts
And dealt with great aplomb.
You
ran your unit as it should,
Part sheriff and part Mom.
Now,
time off for leisure and home,
Leisure and home
O time off for
leisure and home.
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Way
Out On A Bender
To
Melody of: Away In A Manger.
Way
out on a bender, too drunk to see straight,
He swerved from the
highway and hit the park gate.
Stars twinkled above as he passed
out below,
That very drunk driver to prison will go.
It
was not his first time reckless at the wheel,
And the judge was
less willing to make a deal.
“Your mother may love you and
think you are sweet,
But to the rest of us, you belong off the
street.”
“So
cool your heels awhile and clean up your act,
Six months to serve
is the penalty we exact.”
He sits in his jail cell as holidays
pass
To reflect how alcohol should not mix with gas.
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‘Cause
DOC is Watching You Now
To
Melody of: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
You
better watch out.
You better not stray.
You better behave
Both
night and day
‘Cause D.O.C. is watching you now.
They
have your charges,
Sentences too.
Better be careful what you
do
‘Cause D.O.C. is watching you now.
They
check in when you sleeping
And know when you’re awake.
The
E.M. tells them where you go,
They are very hard to shake.
You
better watch out.
You better not stray.
You better behave
Both
night and day
‘Cause D.O.C. is watching you now.
With
officers on the street
Checking everyone on their beat,
The
D.O.C. is watching you now.
At
jobs and home, with whomever meets you,
They make sure you are staying on cue,
‘Cause D.O.C. is
watching you now.
The
neighbors will be happy
To
know you’re doing well.
If you stop being scrappy
And get
off that worn path to Hell.
So!
You better watch out.
You better not stray.
You better
behave
Both night and day
‘Cause D.O.C. is watching you now.
They
check in when you sleeping
And know when you’re awake.
The
EM tells them where you go;
They are very hard to shake.
You
better watch out.
You better not stray.
You better behave
Both
night and day
‘Cause D.O.C. is watching you now.
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Did
You Learn What I Taught?
To
Melody of: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Said
the teacher to the inmate,
Did you learn what I taught?
Up
here on the board of slate,
Did you learn what I taught?
A
fact, a fact,
Simple in its way
With value if you tuck
away,
With value if you tuck away.
Said
the parolee to his employer,
Do you see my degree?
I’m
working to be a lawyer,
Do you see my G.E.D.?
A start, a
start
Upon which to build,
To become somebody more skilled,
To
become somebody more skilled.
Said
the employer to the governor,
Do you know what I
know?
Corrections molded me a learner,
Do you know what will
grow?
A seed, a seed,
Planted in knowledge,
Can a
mis-started life salvage,
Can a mis-started life salvage.
Said
the governor to all the people,
Let us spend taxes
wisely.
Proclaim it from hall and steeple,
With our schools,
be not miserly.
The stray, the stray,
Can be brought back
home,
And needs not hopelessly roam,
And needs not hopelessly
roam.
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The
Good DOC Commissioner
To
Melody of: Good King Wenceslas.
The
Commissioner looked on
The work of Corrections,
And proudly
his eye was drawn
To all fulfilling their missions.
With duty,
they bent to task,
‘Though often unnoticed,
Performing all
he did ask,
To leave no detail missed.
“Deputy,
come stand by me,
And help me solve this puzzle.
What thought
have you of how we
Can reward such bustle?”
“Sir, there’s
hardly any money.
Budget’s tight, costs mounting;
It’s
long since times were sunny,
According to accounting.”
“Bring
me pad, and bring me pen,
Let’s brainstorm ideas;
A snack
maybe, now and then,
Or coupons for tortillas.”
The two of
them went to work
To find a way to say,
From the top to lowest
clerk,
We owe more than we pay.
“Sir,
perhaps we should say that,
As
often as we can.
For them, we’ll go to the mat,
As they do,
to a man.”
“In their footsteps, we should walk
With the
devotion they show,
And with our acts, as much as talk,
Remember
the debt we owe.”
So,
led by them, he leads them,
With determined drive
To make a
workplace gem
Where all can work and thrive.
Let us appreciate
the boss
As he does of us all,
And join him in shared sauce
To
answer duty’s call.
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Rudolph, the Under-aged
Felon
To
Melody of: Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Rudolph,
the under-aged felon,
Was
caught while in the act.
But
even though you saw him
He
would just deny the fact.
Nobody
could ever trust him
Nor
would even turn their back,
Lest
they became the victim
Of
Rudolph's next attack.
Then
one Marine recruiter came
To
offer some hope:
"Rudolph,
you're so fill of fight,
Why
not serve your country right"?
Now
everyone claps with pride
And
cheers him when they can.
Rudolph,
you under-aged felon,
You're
off to Afghanistan.
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The Workcrew Carol
To
Melody of: Deck the Halls.
Paint
the walls and clean the highway,
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
Service
hours is how you repay,
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
For
the harm you did to others
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
Bringing
shame to dads and mothers,
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
See
the happy people greet you,
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
Here
is a chance to start anew,
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
Replace
the bad with good deeds,
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
Relieve
instead of cause the needs.
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
Feel
your value in your labors,
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
As
you help, not hurt, your neighbors.
Fa
la la la la, la la la la.
You'll
feel better for what you do,
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
And
now follow a path that's true
Fa
la la, la la la, la la la.
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