Adoration of the Three Stooges

Adoration of the Three Stooges

We three Fools of Comedy come
Performing deeds so truly dumb.
Seltzer and pie and insults fly,
Amusing you with our scrum.

O screen of silver, screen of light,
Screen turned on through the night,
Sleepless viewing, popcorn chewing,
Bring us to your endless sight.

Born in Brooklyn, the fourth of five,
As the bully I would so thrive.
Others are good, but I guess would
Without me not survive.

O screen of silver, screen of light,
Screen turned on through the night,
Sleepless viewing, popcorn chewing,
Bring us to your endless sight.

The smarts is what I sought to bring
When all thought was sorely lacking.
But man of wit when an idiot
Often gets a bruising.

O screen of silver, screen of light,
Screen turned on through the night,
Sleepless viewing, popcorn chewing,
Bring us to your endless sight.

Mirth was mine: the view of a child
With all my emotions gone wild.
Chortling, barking, anger sparking,
Anything goes if you smiled.

O screen of silver, screen of light,
Screen turned on through the night,
Sleepless viewing, popcorn chewing,
Bring us to your endless sight.

Humorous, yet it makes you cringe,
As slapstick goes to outer fringe.
With “nyuk, nyuk, nyuk”, and a quick duck,
Come along on our binge.

O screen of silver, screen of light,
Screen turned on through the night,
Sleepless viewing, popcorn chewing,
Bring us to your endless sight.