We’re Having a Hard Freeze

(tune: Heat Wave, Irving Berlin (1933))

We're having a hard freeze,
An arctic bomb hard freeze,
The temperature's sinking,
It has us thinking
It will be a blue lulu

It causes a hard freeze,
Start with a wayward breeze
In such a way that
The weathermen say that
It will be a blue lulu

Its climatology
Makes the mercury
Drop to minus three.

We're having a hard freeze,
An arctic bomb hard freeze,
The way that it moves
That thermometer proves
That it will be a blue lulu.