National Waffle Day

It’s a bad day to make a decision
For today is National Waffle Day.
The world is just so full of division;
It’s nice not to need to choose yea or nay.

Oh, you say that is not what this day means --
It’s to celebrate the noun, not the verb.
This day they patented waffle iron machines,
An historic event, oh so superb.

Well, we need something on which to agree,
Even if it’s silly and way out there.
Now what kind of waffle should you serve me --
Belgian or American, round or square?