Valentines, Ink.

Valentines, Ink Corporate Language of Love
Contractually:
Be it known, the party of the first part
Admires and desires party number two,
And counts as assets his soul and his heart,
Held in trust where interest does accrue.
Herein said first party humbly offers
A proposal their assets to combine
In a merger to fill Cupid's coffers,
If you consent to be my Valentine.

Financially:
    If pennies buy dollars when put in the right stock,
    And small dreams turn the key of all industry's clock,
        Invest in my wee line
        And be my Valentine;
    Together we can find if someone buys this schlock.

Fiduciarily:
When I exchanged my love for thine,
Your trust I did invoke.
It is the contract of Valentine
In the promises we spoke.
I hold my duty the most dear
To do my best for you.
All my priorities are clear,
Telling me what to do.
This year as I renew my oath
And ask you to be mine,
I pledge my never-ending troth
To all that you assign.

Biology of Valentines

Valentines

Anatomically:

If my heart is the center for love,

How does it flow forth to you?

From my chest to my head up above,

How will my message get through?

To the lungs to get a big gulp of air,

Down the aorta to every cell of mine,

The flush of my skin and tingling of my hair

Urge my lips to ask, Please be my Valentine.

Genetically:

A sperm went out on Valentine's Day

To find an egg who wanted to play

Meiosis was awfully tough

And left only half my stuff,

So how about we recombine our DNA?

Evolutionarily:

Said the ape to the other in the tree,

If you will my Valentine be,

We can begin to build our family.

If we get a bit of luck with us,

Our son might be Ramapithecus

And he can be a big evolutionary fuss.