Valentines, Ink.

Valentines, Ink Corporate Language of Love
Contractually:
Be it known, the party of the first part
Admires and desires party number two,
And counts as assets his soul and his heart,
Held in trust where interest does accrue.
Herein said first party humbly offers
A proposal their assets to combine
In a merger to fill Cupid's coffers,
If you consent to be my Valentine.

Financially:
    If pennies buy dollars when put in the right stock,
    And small dreams turn the key of all industry's clock,
        Invest in my wee line
        And be my Valentine;
    Together we can find if someone buys this schlock.

Fiduciarily:
When I exchanged my love for thine,
Your trust I did invoke.
It is the contract of Valentine
In the promises we spoke.
I hold my duty the most dear
To do my best for you.
All my priorities are clear,
Telling me what to do.
This year as I renew my oath
And ask you to be mine,
I pledge my never-ending troth
To all that you assign.