Happy No Pants Day???

The first Saturday in May
Has been declared No Pants Day --
For me it was a surprise
To see legs before my eyes.

For some alone in a room,
Or maybe meeting on Zoom,
They like to feel a small breeze
Blowing gently through their knees.

But I like to keep pants on
Even when everyone’s gone.
Maybe shyness, I suppose,
But my legs I don’t expose.

Oh no, I’m not Donald Duck
With tail feathers to get stuck.
If you want, relax that way,
But at my waist my pants stay.

That should make everyone happier!