Better Safe Than Safari

If ever you meet a crocodile,
Be forewarned about his tricks.
He is not your friend, despite his smile -
He will eat you, just for kicks.

Few are as snobbish as a giraffe,
With his nose high in the air.
It'll make you want to giggle and laugh,
But you really should not dare.

You might safely laugh with a hyena,
If you understood his joke.
But I would answer a subpoena,
There is no less funny bloke.

Do not be caught counting leopard's spots
That adorn her lovely hide.
The pattern will tie your eyes in knots
And you mustn't insult her pride.

A lion's pride is his foremost prize,
More important than his mane.
Around his wives, you avert your eyes
To show respect for his reign.

The anteater has a sticky tongue
Which she pokes in anyplace.
Take care what tales nearby her are flung,
For she gossips without grace.

You should fear too the monkeys' chatter
Which they screech from tree to tree.
It is rare they say aught to flatter -
They are as mean as mean can be.

You are much safer here in your bed
Than visiting the jungle.
So many warnings to fill your head
To prevent a bad bungle.

But if go you must, well then, you must -
So with my advice, prepare.
Remember all tonight we discussed
And you be careful out there.