Million Gun March
Gun
owners, arise!
Cast
off your complacent nature.
Come
out of your fortified homes.
You
are been vilified by the actions of only a few (thousand). You are
being labeled as purveyors of violence, corruptors of civilization,
destroyers of peace, and perpetuators of outdated American myths.
The
time has come to step out of the shadows cast by criminals and show
your neighbors who you are. Time to come out of your gun closets and
display your pride.
It
is time to march. To march to Washington, D.C. And awake the nation
to the glory, freedom, and power of guns for good!
What
is the true power of guns? Show them. Show that you can assemble
one million people with one million guns on the National Mall and
have hardly any murders, suicides, and armed robberies. Show them
the effect on the crime rate in the District when a million visitors,
armed against aggression, are added to its population for a weekend.
When
should you march? April 19, 2013, the 238th
anniversary of the finest display of the value of the armed citizen
in our nation's history. Remind all Americans who answers the call
when our country needs you. Who is there the minute trouble starts?
The citizen. Who is there when there is not time to wait for police
or the army? The citizen. Enshrined in the Constitution defining
our nation is the recognition of the necessity
of the armed citizen to preserve our security.
Remember that and march to remind everyone else!
There
is no right in the Constitution to be a criminal, no right to be a
lunatic. But guns do not make criminals and lunatics – they only
enable them. March to the National Mall with your heads and your
guns held high to demonstrate your sanity and allegiance to the
founding principles of this great nation.
Assemble,
gun owners! March!
[Unfortunately,
I do not own a gun, so you will not be seeing me in your patriotic
crowd. But have a good time – April is lovely in DC. Oh, and
remember if somebody yells “Duck”, it might not mean an
opportunity to hunt waterfowl.]